Solid Snake and Cyborg Ninja Figures Look Threatening, But Great

Many gamers of the more hardcore stripe can find their collections of figurines, action figures, et cetera spiraling out of control. If you need to get rid of a few without being personally involved (and preferably while having no one learn of your tendency to hire inanimate objects to assassinate other inanimate objects), then you might consider adding Solid Snake and Cyborg Ninja to your collection.

Made by Play Arts Kai, each one currently lists for ¥5,800 - that's about $75 USD - and both will be available beginning in February 2012. Pre-orders to that effect can be found here and here respectively. And unfortunately, contrary to the implications earlier, they won't stealthily kill off your other figurines. Probably.